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2017-12-31 15:57:18
Got plans for the night? Be the coolest person at a party! Here's 10 conversation starters, that are also 10 most awful news in 2017, based on your views and shares:
10. Rise of ‘bromance’ threatens heterosexual relationships
http://awful.news/2017/10/19/rise-bromance-threatens-heterosexual-relationships/
9. Florida man found not guilty of choking girlfriend with unnecessary big penis
http://awful.news/2017/05/25/florida-man-found-not-guilty-of-choking-girlfriend-with-unnecessary-big-penis/
8. Man orders prostitute. His wife is secretly prostitute. Now guess what
http://awful.news/2017/05/10/man-orders-prostitute-his-wife-is-secretly-prostitute-now-guess-what/
7. Catholic school erects statue of saint handing bread to child (but it looks like penis)
http://awful.news/2017/11/22/catholic-school-erects-statue-saint-handing-bread-child-looks-like-penis/
6. Harvard acceptees exchanged vexed memes in group chat, got expelled [NSFW]
http://awful.news/2017/06/06/harvard-acceptees-exchanged-vexed-memes-in-group-chat-got-expelled-nsfw/
5. Hey, handsome: guy drugged and gang-raped by 3 women in South Africa
http://awful.news/2017/06/01/hey-handsome-guy-drugged-and-gang-raped-by-3-women-in-south-africa/
4. Cremation of 'overly obese' body sets funeral home on fire
http://awful.news/2017/04/29/cremation-of-overly-obese-body-sets-funeral-home-on-fire/
3. Teen mashed down by police after bank cashier mistakes his penis for pistol
http://awful.news/2017/06/27/teen-mashed-down-by-police-after-bank-cashier-mistakes-his-penis-for-pistol/
2. Crisis in Japan: train departs 20 seconds early, company apologizes
http://awful.news/2017/11/16/crisis-japan-train-departs-20-seconds-early-company-apologizes/
1. Osama bin Laden’s last computer was full of Youtube memes and hentai
http://awful.news/2017/11/02/osama-bin-ladens-last-computer-full-youtube-memes-hentai/
Have an awfully great 2018 everyone! See you next year!
2017-12-31 15:56:33
Hold tight, another dose of awful news has arrived.
• Business practices •
Indiana hotel charged woman $350 for bad review
http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2017/12/20/indiana-hotel-reportedly-charges-woman-350-for-bad-review.html
McDonald's submitting to hipsters; launching McVegan burger in Europe
http://money.cnn.com/2017/12/19/news/mcdonalds-mcvegan-vegan-burger/index.html
Apple: Yes, we're slowing down older iPhone
http://money.cnn.com/2017/12/21/technology/apple-slows-down-old-iphones/index.html
• The unexpected •
Florida attorney busted with pants down filming 'home video' with inmate
http://wfla.com/2017/12/18/tampa-attorney-accused-of-exposing-genitals-to-pinellas-inmate-recording-encounter/
London's World Chess Championship logo looks like Kama Sutra pose
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/19/grandmasters-complain-londons-world-chess-championship-logo/
• Penis-related news •
Proud owner of world’s largest penis declared disabled In Mexico
http://www.ibtimes.com/roberto-esquivel-cabrera-man-worlds-largest-penis-declared-disabled-mexico-2631446
Infant circumcision training kits 1) exist 2) are pulled from Amazon
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/health/amazon-infant-circumcision-training-kits-sale-pull-child-safety-a8118846.html
Beetle penises inspire for better medical devices
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/12/20/571934373/beetle-penises-may-hold-clues-for-better-medical-devices
• Thanks, science! •
Loud orgies of Mexican fish could deafen dolphins, say scientists
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/dec/20/loud-orgies-of-mexican-fish-could-deafen-dolphins-say-scientists
Some clownfish have no personality, Australian study finds
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/dec/20/some-clownfish-have-no-personality-australian-study-finds
Ho~ ly~ shit some people are having fun.
2017-12-21 18:39:24
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2017-12-21 18:39:23
Hey everybody, sorry for the pause – we all know how it goes at the end of the year.
To make it up to you, here's a double dose of awful news in a trendy format of a Top-10 digest!
10. Thanks, science: women over 85 are happier because their partner is dead by then, psychiatrists say
http://www.newsweek.com/women-over-85-are-happier-because-their-partner-dead-then-psychiatrists-say-748067
9. This Japanese dad humiliated his daughter’s boyfriend at Guilty Gear duel
https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2017/12/14/16778710/japanese-dad-tweetstorm-boyfriend-fighting-games-guilty-gear
8. Thanks, science: researchers find that sperm is amazing at delivering drugs
https://www.engadget.com/2017/12/15/sperm-deliver-cancer-drugs-tumors/
7. Chinese shoemaker put fake hair on their Instagram story ad to make users swipe up
https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2017/12/11/16763664/sneaker-ad-instagram-stories-swipe-up-trick
6. Doctor accused of harassing nurses and using amputated toe to 'make crude gestures'
https://www.thestar.com/news/investigations/2017/12/07/parry-sound-doctor-accused-by-nurses-of-sexual-harassment-and-using-amputated-toe-to-make-crude-gestures.html
5. UPS loses family’s $846K inheritance, offers to refund $32 shipping fee
http://www.newsweek.com/ups-loses-846k-inheritance-offer-refund-shipping-fee-748764
4. Surgeon caught carving his autographs on patients' livers
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/dec/13/surgeon-admits-marking-his-initials-on-the-livers-of-two-patients
3. Student tried to trade pasta for sex with schoolboy who was undercover cop
http://www.wmcactionnews5.com/story/37060703/college-student-arrested-tried-to-trade-chicken-alfredo-sprite-for-sex
2. Uber now delivers more people to hospitals than ambulances, study says
http://www.mercurynews.com/2017/12/13/uber-reduces-ambulance-useage-in-major-u-s-cities-study-says/
1. Ok, the winner is a bit long, but you can't make this stuff up:
Woman in India killed her husband and then tried to surgically copy his face onto her lover, so he could take her husband's place
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-42335236
Have an awfully great weekend!
2017-12-16 15:25:11
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2017-12-16 15:24:51
• Emo 6-year-old trashes Santa in reluctant Christmas letter •
NPR reporter Sarah McCammon on Sunday shared her son’s letter, which was a class assignment, with her more than 38,000 followers.
“My 6yo Santa skeptic was told to write a letter to Santa at school,” McCammon wrote. “So he did…”
By Monday morning, McCammon’s tweet had been liked about 13,000 times and retweeted close to 5,000 times.
The letter read:
“Dear Santa,
Santa Im only doing this for the class. I know your notty list is emty. And your good list is emty. and your life is emty. You dont know the trouble Ive had in my life. Good bye.
Love,
Im not tell you my name.”
More at http://awful.news/2017/12/07/emo-6-year-old-trashes-santa-reluctant-christmas-letter/
2017-12-07 19:30:29
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2017-12-07 19:30:23
Previously:
http://awful.news/2017/05/03/thanks-science-beer-proven-to-be-better-painkiller-than-paracetamol/
2017-12-06 20:11:51